Tales From The Tavern

As my role of Librarian of Varrock, I often come across manuscripts and documents that are, for want of a better word, lies.
Entertaining lies none the less, but still of extremely questionable historical accuracy.
I present here for your amusement rather than your education, a number of tales and ballads I have heard or discovered contained within the library. I put very little faith in their accuracy, or truthfulness, but as entertainment, I hold them in high regard.
I think we have all been to a tavern, and been regaled with an entertaining tale by some braggart, whose words are his currency for the drink he consumes, have we not?
And even though we know his words to be a lie, we listen, enchanted, for secretly we wish the words were true...

It is in this spirit I present the following pieces of fiction.

-Reldo

The Old Man Who Knows Your Name by the Lumbridge Guide

The Statue in the Wilderness by Lundail

The Cow Hater by Gillie Groats

Lolz Die Noob by Oziach

Billy and Bob by Sir Amik Varze

Why Everyone Is Bob by Bob of Lumbridge

The Mauve Money Monster by the Mage of Zamorak

Opening the Vault by a banker of the west bank

The Draynor Bank Robbery by the Draynor bank guard

The Miners' Tale by Doric

Boots, Gloves, And Caskets by Harry of Catherby

Prayer To Guthix kept by King Bolren

The Tale Of The Twelve Apple Pies by the Lumbridge cook

The Dragon Mother by Brother Jered

The Wilderness by Martin Thwait

Arfard the Barbarian by Gunthor the brave

Farmlands by Fred the Farmer

The Archer, The Mage, and The Knight by Kaylee of the Rising Sun

The Battle of Edgeville by Sir Prysin

Saga of the Antihero by Hans of Lumbridge